There ain't no me if there ain't no you

Mistakes are life lessons taught when we least expect it

July 31, 2014 5:59 pm 5:59 pm
a-bra-cada-bra:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.


this is a seal

a-bra-cada-bra:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

this is a seal

(via gaspetals)

5:45 pm 10:46 am

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via gaspetals)

10:44 am
  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential
10:44 am

jetbag:

hey what do you call someone who has had sex with a lot of people

their name

(via gaspetals)

10:40 am

lizthefangirl:

piratesherlyholmes:

SUGAR

HONEY

ICE 

TEA

#I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE DREAMWORKS! 

*sPITS DRINK*

(Source: fallforwatson, via gaspetals)

10:35 am July 30, 2014 8:52 pm 8:50 pm

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via icannotlivewithoutamacaroon)

3:08 am 3:02 am 3:00 am

cookiemonstahz:

li-li-litchi:

What if instead of police dogs, there were giant, man sized police spiders

There would be no crime

(via icannotlivewithoutamacaroon)

July 29, 2014 8:43 pm

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump, via cosmicoswald)

8:43 pm